20 Forehead Jokes to Help You Get Ahead!
These jokes are for the large of mind only! Get ready to giggle at some mind-expanding humour - you'll feel light-headed from laughing!
It's probably not a part of your body you think about very much, even though it's the part that does the most thinking! You'll find so many funny jokes to share with your friends here, it might just make you big-headed! Need more laughs? We've got 'em! Why not try our brain jokes, or some ear jokes - or get back to basics with some skeleton jokes!
How do you know you have a big forehead?
Your dermatologist needs to take a cab from your eyebrows to your hairline!
Why are people with big foreheads so awesome?
They can change the TV channel with their minds!
Why will people with big foreheads never go broke?
They can always hire out advertising space on their heads!
Your forehead is so big…
It has its own orbit!
What’s the worst thing about having a big forehead?
Your thoughts echo!
What did the person with the large forehead’s passport photo say?
“To Be Continued”!
What’s the worst thing about having a big forehead?
Music takes twice as long to get from your ears to your brain!
What is a forehead’s favourite film?
Megamind!
What do people with big foreheads use as pillows?
Mattresses!
What do you call a comedian with a big forehead?
Headie Murphy!
What’s the best thing about having a big forehead?
Nothing goes over your head!
What do a sinking ship and a forehead have in common?
Capsize!
What’s the worst thing about having a big forehead?
Your Snapchat filter has no idea what to do!
What’s the best thing about having a big forehead?
When it rains, your body will never get wet!
What do you call the top of a basketball player’s head?
A forecourt!
Why do environmentalists have large foreheads?
So they can put solar panels on them!
What do you call it when someone has a big forehead?
A five-head!
What do you call it when someone has a small forehead?
A three-head!
What happens when you keep your thoughts to yourself?
Your forehead grows!
What’s the best thing about having a big forehead?
Your dreams are in IMAX!
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