20 Funny Fairy Jokes and Puns for Kids
Impress your friends with these hilariously funny jokes and puns about fairies.
Once upon a time there was a hilarious list of Fairy jokes and puns on the Beano website… We could finish the story but you probably know what comes next; a list of gigglesome, chuckleworthy and occassionally awful puns all about our favourite wish-giving mythical humanoid, the fairy. Could you find a better list of fairy jokes and puns anywhere else on the internet? I don’t thinkerbell!
Where does the tooth fairy find mislaid teeth?
Flossed property!
Why was Tinkerbell embarrassed?
She Peter Pans!
What do you call a fairy who refuses to wash her armpits?
StinkerBell!
How does a fairy keep his trousers from falling down?
With a tinkerbelt!
What kind of photos do fairies take?
Elfies!
I went to a blonde fairy convention. The ticket price wasn’t too expensive…
It was a very fair fare for a fair fairy fayre!
What did the cow say when she saw a fairy in the clover?
Nothing, cows can’t talk!
Did you hear about the long fairytale where a robot looks after a giant lizard?
You could say it tends to dragon!
I bought a broken Cinderella Figure. Luckily the Disney store replaced it…
It was a fair retail ending!
My little sister wanted a fairy tale party…
I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest!
The fairy website has low quality images…
They’re pixielated!
What do you call a tiny fairy?
Shrinkerbell!
Rapunzel is a…
Hairy Tale!
What do you call a clever fairy?
ThinkerBell!
Why don’t fairies live in toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom!
A magical creature granted me three fishes..
It was my fairy codmother!
Did you hear about the fairy rock ‘n’ roll star?
He was called Elfish Pressley!
What is a fairy’s favourite fizzy drink?
Sprite!
What do fairies learn in school?
The elf-abet!
How do magical sprites wash up?
With fairy liquid!
