20 Cap-tivating Hat Jokes!
Get ready to laugh your hat off with these hilarious hat jokes and puns!
These jokes aren't just funny, they're a-head of the game when it comes to humour! Be careful you don't laugh your head off - otherwise you won't be able to buy any new hats! Don't forget to check out our other jokes, too - have some ironing jokes! Or some mullet jokes!
Why should you get a hat with a built-in fan?
It’ll really blow your mind!
Why couldn’t the laptop remove its hat?
It has Caps Lock on!
What do you call a snake in a hard hat?
A boa constructor!
Did you hear about the man who made a hat out of paper towels?
He has a Bounty on his head!
Why do pirates wear such big hats?
Because they have privateers!
Did you hear the one about the hat?
It might go over your head!
What do you get if you put your hat on your knee?
A kneecap!
What a weird day! First I found a hat full of money….
And then I got chased by an angry guy with an accordion!
Did you know you can wear any boat as a hat?
You just have to turn it upside down to make it cap-sized!
What’s a hat’s favourite style of music?
A-cap-ella!
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear?
A skull cap!
What kind of hat does a ghost wear?
A boo-net!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat?
He didn’t want anyone to harm a hare on his head!
What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat?
Tyrannosaurus Tex!
Why don’t witches wear baseball caps?
There's no point in them!
Woman 1: Whenever I’m down in the dumps, I buy myself a new hat.
Woman 2: Ah, so that’s where you’ve been getting them!
What should you do if you keep hearing music every time you put your hat on?
Try removing the band!
Why was the man called Six and Seven-Eighths?
His parents pulled it out of a hat!
What’s a hat’s favourite coffee?
Cap-puccino!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
“You wait here, I’ll go on a head!”
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