10 Hippo Jokes & Puns Designed to Make a Splash
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What's got long hair and loves to wallow in mud?
A hippie!
What tells lies and lives by the river?
A hippo-crite!
What do you call a hippo standing on one leg?
A hoppo!
What's made of chocolate and swims in rivers?
A hippoto-mousse!
What's more amazing than a talking hippo?
A spelling bee!
What's a hippo's favourite type of music?
Hip hop!
Why shouldn't you let a hippo get too cold?
In case it gets hippo-thermia!
What do you get if you cross a hippo and a transformer?
Optapotamus Prime
What do you call a peckish hippo in Budapest?
A hungry Hungary hippo!
Why do you never see hippos in trees?
They're very good at hiding!