50 Hoppingly Brilliant Bunny Rabbit Puns
Check out this collection of hare-larious Easter Bunny jokes!
The Easter Bunny is much like Santa, but with added chocolate, if you think about it. Once year, the large-eared mammal will visit and leave behind delicious eggs in your garden or home. We're a big fan of this, so we've collected the best Easter-themed jokes in their honour.
Why is a broken tap like a startled Easter Bunny?
Because it runs very quickly and doesn't look like it'll stop!
![A plumber under a sink](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/plumber.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How can you find the Easter Bunny on a map?
Eggs marks the spot!
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What looks like half an Easter Bunny?
The other half!
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Why is the Easter Bunny like a penny?
Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other!
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What does the Easter Bunny receive for making a basket?
Two points!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/basketball-13.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How does the Easter Bunny keep their fur tidy?
They use a hare brush!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/brush.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What does the Easter Bunny use when they go fishing?
A hare net!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/fish-sushi-joke.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do you call the Easter Bunny if he was a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/napoleon-bones-joke-1.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do you call the Easter Bunny crossed with a Transformer?
Hop-timus Prime!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/robot-transformer.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do you call the Easter Bunny in a kilt?
Hopscotch!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/rabbit-kilt.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How do you know when the Easter Bunny is angry?
They look hopping mad!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/angry-rabbit-1.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do you sing to the Easter Bunny on their birthday?
Hoppy birthday to you!
![Cake Jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/73864_Cake-Jokes.jpg)
How hard does the Easter Bunny work?
Around the cluck!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/smiling-chicken.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do you get when you mix the Easter Bunny with Kermit the Frog?
A bunny ribbit!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-7.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the long grass and make a noise like a carrot!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/carrot.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How does the Easter Bunny dry themselves after a bath?
With a hare dryer!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/cool-rabbit.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How does the Easter Bunny stay cool?
Hare conditioning!
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Why can’t the Easter Bunny’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-13.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What did the Easter Bunny do when they wanted a snack?
Put the film on paws!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/rabbit-joke.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What bus does the Easter Bunny use?
National Eggs-press!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-2.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What happened when the Easter Bunny was naughty at school?
They were eggs-pelled!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/naughty-rabbit.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What's the Easter Bunny's idea of a fun day out?
Singing kara-yolk-e!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/singing-rabbit.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why did the Easter Bunny smile all the time?
They were feeling hoppy!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny after they've won the lottery?
A million-hare!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/money-rabbit.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/54852_chicken.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with seafood?
The Oyster Bunny!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/oyster-joke.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/flea-12.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken stole their chocolate eggs!
![Chicken Jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/73752_Joke_Chicken.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why did the duck get fired by the Easter Bunny?
They kept quacking the eggs!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/79693_ducks.jpg)
What kind of rabbit can't hop?
A chocolate one!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/chocolate-rabbits.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How does the Easter Bunny feel on Easter Monday?
Eggs-hausted!
![Emojis laughing in a grassy field](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/29c43c494e6deb79d2b9f65dabb714524bef4dfd68f43fa779dd3d1d0e35.jpeg?resize=1024,576)
Why did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in their trouser pocket?
They wanted to be a smarty pants!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/brainy-rabbit.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why is the Easter Bunny so smart?
Because they're an egg head!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-18.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do Easter Bunnies do after they're married?
Go on their bunnymoon!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/joke1.jpg)
Which sport does the Easter Bunny love the most?
Basket-ball!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/basketball-6.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What is the best way to send a card to the Easter Bunny?
By hare-mail!
![One-liner jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/66432_Funny-Jokes.png?resize=1024,576)
What kind of jewellery does the Easter Bunny like to wear?
14 carrot gold!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/floor-lava-joke.png?resize=1024,576)
How do you tell the age of the Easter Bunny?
You count the grey hares!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-15.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What kind of story did the Easter Bunny enjoy the most?
The ones with a hoppy ending!
![Unicorn and fantasy book Unicorn and fantasy book](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Fantasy-Books.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How did the Easter bunny keep fit?
Hare-obics!
![Bacon jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/bacon-14.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why was the Easter Bunny in a bad mood?
They were a hot cross bun!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/angry-rabbit.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What's the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of music?
Hip hop!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-4.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How does the Easter Bunny go on holiday?
On a hare-plane!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/joke20.jpg)
Why was the Easter Bunny miserable?
They had a bad hare day!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/sad-rabbit.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How does the Easter Bunny style its fur?
Using hare spray!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-20.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What did the Easter Bunny say to the tiny carrot?
It was nice gnawing you!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/carrots.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What happened to the rabbits who got married at Easter?
They lived hoppily ever after!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/rabbit.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do you the Easter Bunny holding a map?
An eggs-plorer!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/pug-jokes-2.png?resize=1024,576)
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Regular eggs-ercise!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-9.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What’s invisible and smells of carrots and chocolate?
The Easter Bunny’s farts!
![Easter Puns](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/easter-puns.jpg?resize=1024,576)
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