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How Daft Is Your Dad?

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 19th 2024

Dads are daft – that's a fact. But with a bit of help from Beano's new book Wise(ish) Words, you can train them up pretty good! But first, you'll need to know just how daft they are with this daft dad test!

Are you ready? Then let's begin...

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What's your dad like when it comes to DIY?

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How does your dad dress?

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Your dad has been tasked with buying a coat for the family dog. What does he come back with?

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How does your dad act at your birthday parties?

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Can your dad set up a tent when you go camping?

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What does your dad do if he accidentally does a fart?

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You bring home a whoopee cushion. How does your dad react?

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Does your dad ever embarrass you on purpose?

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Your dad is washing his hair in the sink for some reason. Pick one thing he does.

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There's some bubble wrap lying around. What does your dad do when he finds it?

Your dad is: 100% Sensible

Your dad is the type of person who will actually sit down and read instructions before doing anything that requires a hammer. He's always in control of the situation and is a bit boring, really! rnrnBut even the most sensible of dads could learn a thing or two from Dennis' new book, Wise-ish Words!

Your dad is: QUITE DAFT!

Your dad is the type of person who's generally sensible, but has moments when logic goes out of the window and is a bit daft. A bit like a dog around 6pm. Even so, he could pick up some blam life tips from our new book Wise-ish Words by Dennis!

Your dad is: SO DAFT!

Your dad is so daft, he's like a sock puppet covered in smaller socks. There's still hope, though. He could learn a lot if he reads our new book Wise-ish Words by Dennis!

Your dad is: 100% DAFT!

If you look up 'daft' in the dictionary, it's a big picture of your dad waving and wondering how he ended up in a book. Speaking of books, we think your dad could learn a lot from from our new book Wise-ish Words by Dennis!

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