Hulk Jokes
These funny Hulk jokes are simply smashing! Check out the best Hulk jokes around and have a good giggle!
We think these Hulk jokes are absolutely smashing! They're sure to pack a punch! And if you liked these, have a looked at our marvellous Marvel Jokes! Or how about these super Captain America Jokes! And for loads more lols, head to our main Jokes Page!
How does Hulk look in a suit?
Smashing!
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What happened when Hulk, Thor and Iron Man went to Ikea?
Avengers Assembled!
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Why is the Hulk so good at advertising?
He's a huge banner!
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What do you call an injured Hulk?
A Bruised Banner!
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How do you know if the Hulk is jealous?
He's green with envy!
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What do you call green potatoes?
Hulk's Mash!
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Who does the Hulk turn into if he hasn't shaved in a few days?
Mark Scruffalo!
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What's the Hulk's favourite tube station?
Turnham Green!
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What do you call the Hulk when he's wearing Captain America's suit?
The Star-Spangled Banner!
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Hoe does the Hulk make money?
He flips houses!
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What's big, green, and doesn't come out in the wash?
The indelible Hulk!
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What's big, green and trustworthy?
The Credible Hulk!
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Why shouldn't you buy Hulk t-shirts?
They're a rip off!
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What does the Hulk wear to bed?
Pa-gammas!
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Why doesn't Hulk's trousers rip when he transforms?
The science experiments altered his jeans!
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What does the Hulk call his grandmother?
Gamma!
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How does the Hulk go food shopping?
He buys in bulk!
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What's green, miserable and sits in a corner?
The Incredible Sulk!
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Have you heard about the new Hulk fashion line?
It's all the rage!
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Why does the Hulk always recycle?
He likes to go green!
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