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Beano is the world’s longest running comic and is packed full of blamtastic stories, characters, pranks, jokes and more! Dennis Menace, Gnasher, Minnie the Minx, The Bash Street Kids and Harsha are all here! Get a taste of what’s inside this week’s awesome comic here or get delivered to your door every Saturday!

Beano 4268: Dangerous Dan vs The Big Itch!

1. A tall order for Dangerous Dan!

The Prefect is up to his old tricks, so it’s up to Beanotown’s youngest – and best – spy to step in and save the day. S.M.I.R.K. have develops a Grow-Big ray and Dan needs to investigate how powerful it is!

2. Run along, Minnie!

As it’s the New Year, Minnie’s dad decides to take up jogging. Even worse, he’s convinced Minnie to join him on his keep fit journey. Will she be able to keep up? Or more importantly, can she even be bothered?

3. Sweet revenge!

Dennis’s plans to save up to buy a computer game falls by the wayside as he pops into the local sweet shop for a bag of sours. Little does he know that his arch enemy Walter has bought every single one of the sweets to sell on for a bigger price. The cheek of it!

4. The sky’s the limit!

Calamity James and Alexander go skydiving. This, as you can imagine, is a recipe for a nail-biting day above Beanotown!

5. Prints? Charming!

Teacher attempts to prepare the class 3D printer for an actually fun lesson. Nothing can possibly go wrong, can it? Spoiler: yes, you’ve guessed it – three dimensional mayhem ensues!

Beano 4267: The Kids’ New Year’s Resolution Is To Cause More Mischief Than Ever!

1. New Year’s revolution!

Happy New Year, readers! Do you have any resolutions for 2025? The Bash Street Kids have all sorts of things planned for the next 12 months. Is it to eat more vegetables? Do their homework on time? Keep their bedrooms neat and tidy? Of course not! It’s to cause as much mischief and mayhem as possible. Somehow, we’re not entirely surprised!

2. Party time!

Minnie’s dad has been invited to a fancy house party by his boss Mr Scrimp, and allows Minnie to come along as his guest – as long as she’s on her best behaviour! Can she stick to her promise?

3. Someone’s knockin’ at the door!

One of Dennis’ blam skateboarding tricks goes wrong and leaves a dent in his home’s front door. In a bid to show his dad what he meant to do, he makes things worse and even more dent-y!

4. Snow homework!

Rubi’s class have some homework to kick off the year – a project about the weather. Pie Face and Rubi have completely forgotten about this task, so Rubi hatches what could be her biggest scientific plan yet!

5. Back to basics!

General Blight has a major beef with new video games. He reckons the graphics are too sharp and makes the game play complicated. So to make things easier, he’s got a trick up his sleeve – the Pixelator! Will Bananaman fall foul of this evil digital trickery? Spoiler: yes.