20 Jokes To Keep You Entertained On A Road Trip!
Everyone pile into the car for these hilarious road trip appropriate jokes - and no fighting in the back!
Everyone ready to go? These jokes have wheels, and they're sure to keep you laughing during even the longest and most boringest of road trips! Put your seat belt on - you might fall out of your seat laughing! Don't forget to check out our other jokes, too - have some wheely funny bus jokes, or some cycling jokes that will make you laugh till you're tyred!
What did the buffalo say when his son set off on a road trip?
“Bison!”
Where do sharks go on their road trips?
Finland!
We passed a sign that said “Service Station 3 Miles…”
My dad said, “Wow, that’s HUGE!”
What did one rock say to another?
“I rock. You rock. WE rock!”
Why are road trips with your family so educational?
You can see new places, meet new people, and discover new ways to annoy each other!
What did one traffic light say to another?
“Don’t look, I’m changing!”
What should you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-Yoda!
Why are road trips so great?
You’re seeing the whole country without really doing anything!
Where do bees stop on a road trip when they need to use the bathroom?
The BP station!
What do you call a laughing motorbike?
A Yamahahahaha!
Where do cows go on their road trips?
Moo York City!
Why shouldn’t you take dogs on a road trip?
They can be such bark seat drivers!
The best part of a road trip is sleeping in the car…
Unless you’re the driver!
What’s the worst part of stopping on a road trip?
Every slow driver you passed will get ahead of you!
Why don’t rabbits go on road trips?
They prefer to go by hare-plane!
What do frogs like to drink on a road trip?
Croak-a-Cola!
Where do sheep like to go on holiday?
The Baa-hamas!
What do elephants do before a road trip?
Pack their trunks!
What do you do for the first hour of a road trip?
Try and remember everything you forgot to pack!
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