20 Ladder Jokes That Will Elevate Your Day!
You'll be climbing the walls laughing at these silly step-based jokes!
Where would we be without ladders? A lot lower down, that's for sure! Join us for twenty laughable ladder jokes and puns about our favourite telescopic climbing devices. We promise they won't let you down - we'd never lead you 'rung' here!
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My ladder was stolen the other night…
Steps were taken!
What do you call it when a ladder is replaced with stairs?
Climb-it change!
I spent the morning putting grease on the ladder to my loft…
Sorry, it’s an anti-climb attic story!
What do you call it if you accidentally hit someone with a ladder?
Co-ladder-al damage!
I’ll never forget my grandad’s last words…
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
I fell off a 40ft ladder once…
Luckily I was on the bottom rung!
I just got a job as a ladder inspector…
I’m enjoying it, but it has its ups and downs!
I knew a woman who got a ladder in her tights…
She was a great shoplifter!
I heard an urban legend about a bed on top of another bed, connected by a ladder…
Luckily I was able to debunk it!
Why should you never trust a ladder?
They’re always up to something!
What did the “how to use your ladder” manual say?
“Step one: step two: step three: step four…”
I phoned the ladder company, but no one answered…
It just rung and rung and rung!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to class?
She went to high school!
How many safety inspectors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four: one to change it and three to hold the ladder!
Why shouldn’t you climb a ladder near Rick Astley?
Because he is never gonna let you down!
How do pumpkins get up on the roof?
With a jack-o’-ladder!
Why did the musician need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
How do you interview a giraffe?
Well first of all, you’ll need a very tall ladder!
Why couldn’t the snowman climb the ladder?
Because snow falls!
What did the son yell at his stepladder?
"You're not my real ladder!"
