20 Leek Jokes That Will Peas You!
These jokes will have you leaking with laughter! We've got 20 funny leek jokes that are veggie good, so check them out and have a chuckle! Go on!
Lettuce amuse you with these leek jokes! They're ever green! Enjoy laughing at legumes? Want to chuckle at cucumbers? Check out more veggie jokes here! How about these cracking carrot jokes? And we think you'll love these perfect pickle jokes! In the mood for something sweeter? We've also got these silly strawberry jokes! And there's hundreds more laughs, veggie or not, on our main jokes hub!
What happens when a leek gets jealous?
It goes green with envy!
Why did the leek exit the party?
It had to leaf early!
Where do leeks live?
In the leafy suburbs!
What do polite leeks say?
Peas and thank cu-cumber!
What did the religious leek say?
Lettuce pray!
Why did the leek break up with the onion?
It was shallot better alone!
Where does a wizard go for vegetables?
The Leek-y Cauldron!
Why was the vegetable garden flooded?
Too many leeks!
What's a vegetable's favourite love song?
The leek of love!
Vegetables really upset me...
They make my eyes leek!
How do leeks keep in touch?
On the celery phone!
What's green and frowns and sits in your bath?
A serious leek!
Did you hear about the leek that meditates?
It had inner peas!
What's a leek's favourite school subject?
Strem-istry!
Why do leeks makes such good friends?
They're always rooting for you
How do you stop a vegetable thief?
When they stop to take a leek!
Why should you put a rabbit under the kitchen sink?
To get rid of any leeks!
What works with computers and is dangerous to cyber security?
A data leek!
What did the leek say to the carrot?
You're radishing!
Why is St David like a sinking boat?
He's the leekiest saint!
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