20 Funny Leg Jokes That Are A Step Ahead!
Are you ready for some pun-tastic leg jokes? We've got 20 funny leg jokes that are a hop, skip and a jump ahead of the rest! Check them out and choose your fave!
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What has two legs but can't walk?
Trousers!
What did one leg say to the other?
'I kneed you!'
Why shouldn't you joke about broken legs?
They're not humerus!
What did the flower say after telling a joke?
'I'm just pollen your leg!'
Why are your legs so great?
They always stand up for you!
What did the foot say to the leg?
'You're so hip!'
Why was the spider so big?
His father was a daddy long legs!
What has four legs but can't walk?
A chair!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left leg?
He's all right now!
Why did the chair get arrested?
It didn't have a leg to stand on!
What's a spider's favourite toy?
Leg-o!
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonkey!
Why did the woman stand on one leg at the cash machine?
She was checking her balance!
Where did the three legged horse live?
In the unstable!
Why is King Arthur so good at running?
Because he's a leg-end!
What do you call an archaeologist's party?
A shin-dig!
What happens if you sit down for too long on a plane?
Jet leg!
Why is swimming with sharks so expensive?
It costs an arm and a leg!
I hate leg puns...
I can't stand them!
