20 Lion Jokes That Are Roar-Some!
Who's the King of The Pun-gle? You know, like jungle? Never mind. Get a mouthful of these ROAR-some lion jokes!
Are these totally wild jokes just too ferociously funny for you? We have plenty of other animal gags to choose from - from fishy wisecracks to these thigh-slapping cow jokes! And everything in-bee-tween!
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What do lions wear to sleep?
Paw-jamas!
How do lions greet other animals?
Pleased to eat you!
What do Christian lions say before they go hunting?
Let us prey!
What do you call a lion up Mount Everest?
Lost!
What’s a Lion’s favorite US state?
Maine!
A friend of mine is writing a book on African lions...
I told him paper would be much easier!
How does a lion stop a video?
He presses paws!
What's a lion's favorite football player?
Lion-el Messi!
What's a lions favorite ice cream?
Mint chocolate chimp!
How do you take a lion's temperature?
Very carefully!
Why don't lions like fast food?
Because they have to catch it!
What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
Frost bite!
Where do lions sleep?
Anywhere they want!
What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
A dandy lion!
Why did the lion lose at cards?
Because he was playing a cheetah!
If I told you I ate zebras...
...I'd be lion!
I saw a lion get in a hot air balloon basket.
It caused quite the uproar!
Where do lions sell their unwanted stuff?
At a jungle sale!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
He tasted funny!
Did you hear about the hungry lion?
He swallowed his pride!
