16 Funny Minecraft Jokes Which Totally Rock
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What do Minecraft players do at the weekend?
They go to square dances!
How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?
Sunblock!
What's Steve's favourite sport?
Boxing!
How did Steve make the skeleton laugh?
Tickled its funny bone!
Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
How does Steve measure his shoe size?
In square feet!
How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties!
Why are zombies good at Minecraft?
Dead-ication!
Why didn't the Enderman cross the road?
Because he teleported instead!
Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It's a blockbuster!
What is a Creeper's favourite food?
Sssssalad!
What did the zombie say to the villager?
Nice to eat you!
What music do Minecraft players listen to?
Bedrock 'n' roll!
Did you hear about the Creeper-only party?
It was a bast!
How does Steve stay in shape?
He runs around the block!
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