20 Marvellously Melodic Musical Jokes
These side-splitting jokes are sure to be music to your ears - you'll be singing with laughter!
Who doesn't love music? And who doesn't love having a laugh? We're bringing the two together for some side-splitting symphonic jokes! They'll be music to your ears - your house will be ringing with laughter!
We've got more jokes for you, too! How about some jokes about mirrors? Irons? Why not have a laugh with these leg jokes?
What do you say to the guy playing the triangle in the orchestra?
“Thanks for every ting!”
Why are pirates such good singers?
They hit the high Cs!
What has 60 feet and sings?
A school choir!
Why are fish such great musicians?
They know their scales!
What’s huge and grey with lots of horns?
An elephant marching band!
What is a mummy’s favourite kind of music?
Wrap!
What rock band has four guys who don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore!
What did the burglars steal from the music store?
The lute!
Why was the musician arrested?
Because she got in treble!
Why couldn’t Usain Bolt listen to his favourite music?
Because he broke the record!
Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside!
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat miner!
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major!
What is Mozart doing right now?
Decomposing!
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
With a tuba glue!
What kind of music do balloons make?
Pop!
What key do cows sing in?
Beef flat!
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes four movements!
Did you hear they’re making a musical based on the dictionary?
It's a play on words!
