20 November Jokes That Won't Get a Frosty Response
Remember remember these awesome jokes all about November! Have a laugh over these fall-tastic jokes!
It's time to FALL in love with these jokes all about November! And if you liked these, how about some lightbulb jokes to brighten your day? Or perhaps we can interest you in these brilliant bakery jokes? You might even like these terrible toilet jokes! Still not enough? Check out hundreds more jokes on our jokes hub!
Who has a beard and remembers the 5th of September?
A confused Guy Fawkes!
Why should you make sure your bonfire night is well timed?
Otherwise it will be bang out of order!
I got arrested on bonfire night...
Don't worry, I was let off!
Which month is black and feathery?
Crow-vember!
Which month is all about feet?
Toe-vember!
I got a moustache for Movember
It's really grown on me!
Which month is the best for boating?
Row-vember!
Which month takes ages?
Slow-vember!
Which month is furry and lives in the woods?
Novem-bear!
When is the best time to plant things?
Grow-vember!
What's the most pessimistic month of the year?
No-vember!
Which month should you light a fire in?
Nov-ember!
What's the opposite of November?
Yes-vember!
What is a pumpkin's favourite sport?
Squash!
Why did the star explode during Autumn?
It was a super Nova-ember!
When is the best time to cut your lawn?
Mow-vember!
What sort of cutlery do men use in November?
Guy forks!
What's got feathers and remembers the 5th of November?
Guy Squawks!
What's got a beak and gets set off on the 5th of November?
A fire-quacker!
What's orange and should be remembered?
The pith of November!
