Ultimate 20 Best Panda Jokes & Puns for Kids
These panda jokes, puns and one-liners are un-bear-ievably funny!
Have you got a soft-spot for these cuddly bamboo-chomping bears? Well pandas aren't just cute - they're pretty funny as well! So paws what you're doing and read a few of these hilarious panda jokes and puns! You can rest assured that each and every one of these is kid safe, and vetted by our specialist team of joke-writing pandas. Sorry, humans (in panda costumes).
If you're looking for more joke panda-monium, check out these hilarious hippo jokes, these otter-ly laughable otter jokes, or even these great gorilla gags! And we've got a whole load more animal stuff right here - so take your pick of the very best facts, jokes and quizzes all about the natural world!
Ok, so - ready to find out what's invisible and smells like bamboo? Or what ghost pandas eat? Then keep scrolling - it's time for 20 of the best panda jokes & puns for kids EVER!
Let's go!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why do pandas hold strong opinions?
They’re black and white creatures!
What's black and white with red dots?
A panda with chickenpox!
What’s the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
A few thousand miles!
What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre!
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A panda-emic!
Did you hear about the party at the zoo?
It was panda-monium!
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill!
Quick - this panda is hurt!
Someone call the bamboolance!
To spell Panda, all you need is
P and A!
Sorry I didn't reply, I've been handcuffed to a panda
Bear with me!
What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?
They'll never had a selfie in color!
What’s invisible and smells like bamboo?
Panda farts!
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda!
What do pandas pack for camping trips?
The bear minimum!
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-boo!
What kind of socks do pandas wear?
They don't, they have bear feet!
What do you get if you put a panda underneath a rainbow?
A damp panda!
How does a panda make pancakes in the morning?
With a pan... duh!
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they're black and white!
