42 Parrot Jokes To Repeat To Your Pirate Pals
Hey bird-brain, are you looking for laughs? Then take a beak at these funny parrot jokes!
These hilarious wisecracks about our fine feathered friends are so funny you'll fall off your perch! Can't get enough of these flap-tastically funny parrot jokes? Well don't panic, we've got plenty more - just take a peek at these duck jokes, chicken jokes, or even these animal jokes! We've got all kinds of funny jokes!
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch
One turns to the other and says "Do you smell fish?"
My friend’s parrot lost his beak and wanted to find a prosthetic
I sent him to my Uncle Tony, he fits the bill!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a parrot for my daughter"
The owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps”!
I've got a pedigree toothless parrot I want to enter in competitions
I hope it sucks seeds!
What do taxidermists use when they have a parrot to work with?
Polly-filler!
To the person who stole my lamp, my coffee and my parrot:
I dont know how you sleep at night!
A guy married his pet parrot
He was a man of his bird!
What do you call a parrot without feathers?
Bald!
A well-loved parrot died, and was made into a 3D model
Polygon but not forgotten!
Knock knock" "Who's there?" "A parrot"
"A parrot who?" "A parrot-ly some birds can talk!"
Now is the best time to buy a parrot
I hear they're going cheep!
I'm giving away my legless parrot
No perches necessary!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net?
Four pirates looking for a parrot!
What side of a parrot has the most feathers?
The outside!
What does the parrot like to wear to the beach?
A beak-ini!
Where do parrots study?
At the polytechnic!
I used to work at a parrot training facility but I quit
I hated all the talking behind my back!
What do you call a an angular parrot?
A Polygon!
What do you call the creature you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A walkie talkie!
What’s the difference between one parrot and two?
One parrot can’t carry a coconut… but toucan!
What do you get if you cross a cat and a parrot?
A carrot!
Where did the skeleton keep his pet parrot?
In their rib cage!
Why did the pirate buy a seagull instead of a parrot?
It was on sail!
A Frenchman goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. 'That's lovely' says the barman. 'Where did you get him from?'
'France' replies the parrot. 'There's millions of them!'
My overweight parrot died yesterday.
To be honest it's a huge weight off my shoulders!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot!
What do you call a parrot wearing a nylon tracksuit?
Polly-Ester!
What game do baby parrots play?
Beakaboo!
Where do parrots make movies?
Pollywood!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a tiger?
No idea, but when it speaks you'd better listen carefully!
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a cat?
A trip to the vet!
What’s better than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?
It gave him the cold shoulder!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
Voice mail!
Where do the smartest parrots live?
In the brain-forest!
I gave my parrot a cracker the other day.
Not sure it suited the paper hat though!
Why can’t you find any headache tablets in the jungle?
Because the parrots-ate-em-all!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie!
