20 Percy Jackson Jokes
Click here for a heroic list of Godlike gags and monstrously funny Percy Jackson puns! They're the best in Olympus!
Like fantastical stories? Well Percy Jackson is one of the titans! Get it... Titans? You'll be sure to have a hoot at this Herculean list of Percy Jackson jokes! We've got puns about Poseidon, jokes that'd get a har-har out of Hades, and we've even chucked in a few digs at Demeter!
So read on and have a demi-giggle!
If you're looking for other jokes like this then have a look at these Roman jokes, these Hercules jokes, or even these time traveller jokes! Future you will thank you!
Anyway, let's get back to the Percy puns!
What do you call a son of Zeus with a bad cold?
A Phlegmigod!
Why was the Greek god of the harvest arrested?
Because she committed a misDEMETER!
What’s Grover’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good bleat!
Why didn’t Jupiter know about Zeus?
He was Mythinformed!
Which of the Greek gods always complained of feeling distant?
Demeter!
What does Percy Jackson do when screws get loose?
He Titans them!
What do you call the Greek God of Regret?
Apollogies!
What do you call the Greek God of Humour?
Hilarios!
Did you hear Poseidon just copied Neptune’s powers?
He pressed Ctrl-C!
Why is Apollo’s sister so easy to find?
Because she’s Hard-temis!
What would the Greek gods have been like without their leader?
Zeusless!
What’s Sisyphus’ least favorite band?
The Rolling Stones!
What do you call a Greek goddess with no aim?
Artemiss!
What’s Poseidon’s favorite instrument?
The sea bass!
The God of the Sun has burnt a lot of people
But that’s ok, he Apollo-gized!
How do Hades and Olympus chat?
With a Persephone!
What did Zeus wear beneath his toga?
Thunderwear!
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half calf!
What kind of cheese did Medusa eat?
Gorgon zola!
Who writes children’s books about mythology?
Dr. Zeus!
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