22 Physics Jokes That Are Out Of This World
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I was lucky enough to see Einstein give a lecture back in the day. It wasn’t very good...
Relatively speaking!
What is Albert Einstein's rapper name?
MC Squared!
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
But his brother Frank was a monster!
What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events?
The wave!
Why is a physics book always unhappy?
Because it has a lot of problems!
Why do people hate gravity?
Its always pulling them down!
Einstein developed a theory about space...
About time too!
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe...
But if you remove it, you get gravy!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...
It's impossible to put down!
Why can't you take electricity to a social outing?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself!
A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, “Can I help you with your luggage?”
The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I’m traveling light!”
What do you get when you mix sulphur, tungsten, and silver?
SWAG!
What is a nuclear physicist's favourite meal?
Fission chips!
Which books are the hardest to force yourself to read through?
Friction books!
Why is electricity an ideal citizen?
Because it conducts itself so well!
What was Schrödinger's favourite childhood book?
The Cat in The Box by Dr. Seuss!
What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
Quark, quark, quark!
Where does bad light end up?
In a prism!
What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
Let me atom!
What is the name of the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms!
Two atoms are walking down the street. One’s says “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”
The other asks, “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
