20 Pickle Jokes Which Are Kind of a Big Dill!
Check out these punny pickle jokes! They're simply dill-ightful!
Check out these tangy pickle jokes! If these made you lol, why not look at our silly Soup Jokes! We've also got Chinese Food Jokes to cheer you up, and if you're looking for something a bit fresher, we've also got Cucumber Jokes!
And there are even more jokes on our main Jokes Page, why not have a go at generating some jokes?
Why do pickles always enjoy themselves?
They relish every moment!
Did you hear about the laid back pickle?
It was no big dill
What's green and plays the guitar?
Bob Dill-on!
What do pickles eat for lunch?
A meal dill!
Why do gherkins giggle if you touch them?
They're very pickle-ish!
Where in London to pickles hang out?
Pickle-Dilly Circus!
What happens when you get your hand stuck in a gherkin jar?
You're in a bit of a pickle!
What happens if you cross a pickle and an alligator?
A croco-dill!
Who's a pickle's favourite artist?
Salvador Dilli!
What's a gherkin's favourite TV channel?
Pickleodeon!
When do you keep pickles in a door?
When it's ajar!
What's green and cold and hangs from the ceiling?
An icepickle!
Why didn't the cucumber like being pickled?
It was a very jarring experience!
What's green and swims in a tank?
A tro-pickle fish!
What's a cucumber's favourite instrument?
A pickle-o!
What's a pickle's favourite city?
Phila-dill-phia!
What's green and lives in the countryside?
A dill-billy!
What's a pickle's favourite show?
Dill or no dill!
Why are pickles always in a bad mood?
They're always sour!
Why did the onion need help?
It was in a pickle!
