Punctuation Jokes!
These punctuation jokes are the best you'll ever hear, full stop! Comma and check them out!
You'll love these funny punctuation jokes, they'll really break up a boring day...or sentence! If you liked these, why not have a look at our Funny Cartoon Jokes! Or how about these Silly Jokes? We've also got these laugh-inducing One Liners! And as always, check out hundreds more on our main Jokes Page!
What does a grammatically correct owl say?
Whom, whom!
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How do you get the attention of punctuation?
Say 'Comma over here!'
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Name two pronouns
Who, me?
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Why did the punctuation mark stop eating?
It was a full stop!
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What do you call punctuation in love?
A comma, dating!
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What's a doctor's favourite type of punctuation?
A colon!
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What do you call a full stop with a Mohawk?
Punk-tuation!
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What's a joke's favourite part of grammar?
PUN-ctuation!
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What do you get for winning a punctuation competition?
An apos-trophy!
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What's a convict's favourite punctuation mark?
A full stop, because it marks the end of a sentence!
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause!
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Why did the full stop break up with the question mark?
It was always questioning everything!
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Why should you never share things with an apostrophe?
They get very possessive!
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Which word is shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short!
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I ran through the campsite
Past tense!
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What's the most dangerous type of punctuation?
The asteRISK!
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I really hate using punctuation...
Full stop!
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I got sent to prison for using bad punctuation
It was a long sentence!
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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar...
It was tense!
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