38 Rainbow Jokes That Are Pretty Light

What does a butcher do after travelling somewhere over a rainbow?

Weigh a pie!

What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but there's no rainbow?

A refrainbow!

What do you call a rainbow that arrives late and is full of grumpy grown-ups on their way to work?

A trainbow!

What might you uses to sail across the sky?

A rainboat!

What do you get if you put a panda underneath a rainbow?

A damp panda!

What's really in the pot at the end of a rainbow?

Rain, probably!

What's multicoloured and very pretty but also capable of crushing you in its death grip?

A rainbowa constrictor!

What's multicoloured and lives up your nose?

A rain-bogie!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he found the rainbow's fingerprints at the scene of a crime?

Hue dunnit!

What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?

High Hue, High Hue!

How do you tie up a cloud?

With a rainbow!

Who travels in rainbow coloured Tardis?

Dr Hue!

Why is one edge of the rainbow smarter than the other?

Because it's well red!

How much does a rainbow weigh?

Hardly anything. They're pretty light!

What do you call a colourful atmospheric anomaly that appears over Barcelona

A Spainbow!

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet!

What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone?

Green Green, Yellow!

How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow?

Non-violet protests!

What did the cloud say to the rainbow?

You brighten my day!

What's a rainbow's favourite maths topic?

Re-fractions!

A pilot passed through a rainbow on their flight test.

They passed with flying colours!

What did the little girls ribbon become in the rain?

A rainbow!

What do you call a magician wearing a rainbow colored suit?

Hue-dini!

Why is Ed Sheeran's favourite cereal rainbow lucky charms?

He's in love with the shape of U!

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow!

I once did an exam on rainbows...

I passed with flying colours!

What's the sounds of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue!

How do you wrap a cloud?

With a rainbow!

The youth of today don't know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts...

It's a dying art!

What do you call a criminal at the end of the rainbow?

A leprechaun artist!

How do clouds get dressed up?

They wear a rain-bow!

What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold?

You'll be the end of me!

What's at the end of the rainbow?

W!

What do you call a rainbow without any colours?

A plainbow!

I was caught stealing a rainbow once...

Ended up getting thrown in prism!

Why is rainbow slime so popular?

It comes with a pot of gold!

What bow can’t be tied?

A rain-bow!