20 Roof Jokes That Are Sure To Raise The Roof!
Get ready to blow the roof off laughing at these hilarious roof jokes!
Where would we be without roofs? Probably in the same place, but very wet! These sturdy jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face! Grab a ladder and come on up - you'll fall off from laughing! Don't forget to check out the rest of our jokes! Do building jokes always send you? Try our electricity jokes! Or maybe some lift jokes!
Help! I’m stuck on Rick Astley’s roof!
He took the ladder away and said he’s never gonna let me down!
Did you hear about the French man who fell off his roof into a pile of bread?
He survived, but he was in a lot of pain!
How do you build a roof by yourself?
Shingle-handedly!
Did you hear about the yacht builder who had to work from home?
His sails went through the roof!
What keeps roofing teams together?
Trussed!
What is Beyonce’s roofing company called?
“All The Shingle Ladies”!
Why shouldn’t you hang out with roof tiles?
They’re all squares!
Did you hear about the two antennas that met on a roof, fell in love and got married?
The ceremony was only okay, but the reception was incredible!
If you think heating prices are expensive, don’t get a chimney…
They’re through the roof!
Why shouldn’t you barbecue on your roof?
The steaks are too high!
Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist?
He couldn’t stop biting his nails!
What do you call an unmarried roof?
Shingle!
How do you fix a leaky roof?
Use some ceiling!
I started a new job as a roofer, but I spilled coffee all over the tiles!
My boss says it’s okay, I can always wipe the slate clean!
What does a roof have in common with a fast river?
They both have a lot of rafters!
Why are roofers so nosy?
They’re always eaves-dropping!
What do you call it when you party hard with some grapes?
Raisin the roof!
What’s the cheapest part of building a home?
The roof, because it’s on the house!
Why is a roof the most inspiring thing in the world?
You can always look up to it!
Do you want to hear a joke about roofs?
I won’t bother, it’s just go over your head!
