Skateboarding Jokes
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Phew! So many jokes!
How do you make a skateboard?
Tell it boring stories while you’re fishing!
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What type of plants do skateboarders grow?
Faceplants!
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What do skateboarders do when they’re really talented?
They GoPro!
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What do you call a skater who likes hot drinks?
A coffee grinder!
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What do you call a skater with green skin and a long nose?
A ollie-gator!
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Where do you learn to skate?
At boarding school!
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How many skateboarders does it take to open a jam jar?
Only one, but it takes 50 tries!
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What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?
Time to buy a new skateboard!
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What’s the hardest thing about skateboarding?
Concrete!
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Why did the skateboard go to the cinema?
Because it was wheely board!
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Why shouldn’t you trust a skateboarder on April Fool’s day?
Because they’re really good at tricks!
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Why did the Olympic villain hate Simone Biles and Sky Brown?
He’d’ve got away with it without those medalling kids!
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What do you call a pack of sandwiches on a skateboard?
Meals on wheels!
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Why did pi have a skateboarding accident?
It just didn’t know when to stop!
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What does Dennis call a fish with wheels?
A skate-board!
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What’s big, furry and has eight wheels?
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A monster on rollerskates!
What do you call a skating potato who’s tight with money?
A chipskate!
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What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
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