20 Snooker Jokes That Are Right On Cue!
Don't leave it up to pot luck! These snooker gags are guaranteed to break your boredom!
Chalk this one up as a win, because these sporty snooker jokes are the funniest on the table! If you're looking for some seriously funny sporting silliness then you're in the right place... but if it's jokes about something else you're after then you'd best keep on looking, champ!
Luckily we have gags for all tastes - from these epic skiing jokes, to these blamtastic baseball jokes, or even these cracking playing card jokes! Oh, and don't forget these extremely average jokes!
OK, aaaand... break!
I fixed a snooker table's baize without any help...
...I felt it myself!
Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out after the break!
What's big, green, and floats through walls?
Casper the friendly snooker table!
What's a snooker player's least favourite movie?
Cueless!
I told my psychologist I thought I was turning into snooker ball
She sent me to the end of the queue!
Dr Dr, I've eaten a pink ball, a red ball and a cueball. I feel awful!
Your problem is you should be eating your greens!
What's the difference between a metal guitarist and a snooker player?
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick!
Why are snooker players the laziest sportspeople?
They constantly need rests!
When I woke up there was a huge spider in my bath
I should really stop taking stuff from the snooker club!
What’s green, has four legs and if it falls out a tree it’ll hurt you?
A snooker table!
Used a doll to play snooker
It's now a Barbie-cue!
Customer: "Does your band play anything?" Waiter: "Yes sir"
"Let them play a game of snooker then, so I can eat my dinner in peace!"
I was waiting to play snooker the other night but gave up
The cue was too long!
I'm going to have a break from stealing snooker equipment....
but first I'm just going to take a rest!
A van carrying snooker equipment broke down on the motorway
Queues on both sides!
Booked a table for 2 for Valentine's day
Hope my boyfriend likes snooker!
Why can’t snooker players become actors?
They’ll miss their cue!
I was worried the snooker tournament would start late...
But it was right on cue!
What do chefs use to play snooker?
Cue-cumbers!
Why do actors like snooker halls?
Because that's where they get their best cues!
