10 Spider-Man Jokes That Are the Best on the Web
Here are the best Spider-Man jokes in the world... With great puns comes great responsibility - to share them!
These spectacular Spider-Man jokes are Marvel-ous!
Kapow! Yes, set your spidey senses tingling with these funny Spider-Man jokes.
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What is Spiderman’s favourite day of the week?
Flyday!
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What does Peter Parker call LEGO Spiderman?
His alter-LEGO!
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What's Spider-Man's favourite month?
Webuary!
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Why was Aunt May worried about Spider-Man?
He was spending too much time on the web!
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What's the difference between Spider-Man and a unicorn?
Nothing - they're both fictional creatures!
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Why does Spider-Man always flush the toilet?
Because it's his doody!
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Who gets travel sick when he tries to destroy New York?
The Green Goblin!
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Why didn't Spider-Man save the day?
He couldn't get out of the bath!
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What month does Spider-Man hate?
Ock-tober!
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Where did Black Widow and Spider-Man first meet?
On the web!
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