20 Spoon Jokes Which Will Serve Up Big Laughs!
Here's a collection of hilarious jokes about the legends which live in your kitchen drawer...spoons!
Spoons are the unsung heroes of the kitchen. They're there first thing in the morning to help you with your breakfast cereal. They're around when you absolutely need to have some lunchtime soup. And then at dinner time, they arrive on the scene when it's time for a cheeky bowl of ice cream.
They're total legends... but that doesn't mean we can't poke some fun at them, though. Here are 20 of the finest spoon-based jokes for any time of day!
Once you've laughed yourself daft at these jokes, why not take a look at our tasty hummus jokes or these delicious pickle jokes!
What did the knife and fork say as they drove away from the cutlery drawer?
See you spoon!
Why does Lex Luthor carry a spoon around?
In case he meets Soup-erman!
How do you call fashion for shiny spoons?
Silverwear!
Why did the spoon show up to the party dressed as a knife?
It said, ‘Look sharp’!
Someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons in the kitchen…
I thought, ‘That wasn’t knife!’
Did you hear about the journalist who wrote a story about a massive spoon?
It was his big scoop!
What's the best type of spoon?
I’ll tell you ladle!
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
It’s non-stick!
My friend scratched a glass jar with a metal spoon…
It made a jarring noise!
What did the spoon say to the small fork?
You’re tiney!
I always used to get a pain in my eye while drinking tea…
Then I took the spoon out of the mug!
Why did the fork stop hanging around with the spoon?
Because it was always stirring up trouble!
Which actor is always eating cereal?
Reese. With her spoon.
Why is a spoon the kindest eating utensil?
Because when you wash them, they wash you back!
What's a soup spoon's favourite part of cricket?
Bowling!
What did the chef say at the start of their cookery class?
Ladles and gentlemen!
If you lick cake icing off a spoon…
Are you defrosting it?
What happened to the man who took a spoon to a party?
He caused quite a stir!
Once a man named his cats Spoon, Fork and Knife…
It was his catlery!
Why did the spoon agree with the knife?
Because the knife actually had a point!
