Spy Jokes
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Who’s the best at keeping secrets in the hive?
The Cagey Bee!
Why did James Bond stand on a box of fish fingers?
To get a Birdseye view!
Potatoes make great spies!
Eyes everywhere!
Shakespeare was a spy…
Thespianage!
What do you call it when two spies become close friends?
They Bond!
Did you here about the Italian double agent!
He was an impasta!
Did you read that book about a guy who became a spy?
Yup, cover to undercover!
Why is a spy like superman?
They’re always in da skies!
What do you call it when you spy on a butcher?
A steak out!
Where does a spy go to the toilet?
A gents!
Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a tube of polos?
They were in four mints!
What's the best way to spy on a zookeeper?
You put a tap on their lions!
Why do spies never sing falsetto?
They prefer to stay low-key!
Why did the spy spend all day in bed?
Because they were working undercover!
What do you call someone who spies on frogs?
James Pond
What’s a spy’s favourite footwear?
Sneakers!
Why did the spy cross the road?
How do you know which side he is really on?
Did you hear about the shoemaker spy?
She would always travel inclognito!
I don’t know why you care about your phone spying on you…
Your vacuum cleaner’s been gathering dirt for years!
What’s Bond’s favourite Christmas snack?
Mince Spies!
What do you call a spy who orders fairy liquid, shaken not stirred?
Bubble-0 7
What do you call a spy frog?
James Pond!
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
A steak-out!
