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Super Smash Bros Jokes

Continue? You'll want to when when you get a load of these smashing Smash Bros jokes! Ready? Go!

Are you a Smash Bros fan who's looking for a bunch of super-funny gaming gags? It's-a-here*!

Not your cup of tea? Then try these Fortnite Jokes, these Rocket League Jokes, or even these Internet Jokes! And if that wasn't enough, make sure you take a turn on our main jokes page and the Amazing Joke Generator! Give it a go!

*Yes, this is a Mario joke.

How do Super Smash Bros characters talk to the dead?

With a Waluigi board!

What do get when you cross Little Mac with a Super Mushroom?

A Big Mac!

What's Princess Peach's favourite song?

Turnip for what!

What's Shulk's favorite Van Halen song?

Jump!

What do you call a fight between Cloud Strife and Hero?

A square fight!

Why did Donkey Kong go to the dentist?

He had tooth DK!

What kind of car does Pikachu drive?

A Volts-Wagon!

I need to get rid of all my Sonic the Hedgehog merchandise...

It’s gotta go fast!

What do you call a Kirby that only eats bread?

Carby!

What are the chances people stop mistaking Link for Zelda?

Hylian likely!

Did you hear that joke about Kirby?

Forget it.. It sucks!

What do you call Wolf when he’s got a fever?

A hot dog!

Why do Youtubers love playing as Zelda in Super Smash Bros?

There’s always a Link in the description!

What hotel does Link stay at?

The Hyatt!

Why does Princess Peach keep Toad around?

He’s a fun-guy!

Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea?

Ike: AAAARRGH!

What does Mario use to make pizza?

Nintendough!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You poke him on!

Mario, Luigi and Bowser met up for the first time in 10 years...

It was a Wii Union!

How do the Mario Bros surf the internet?

With a web Bowser!