Thomas The Tank Engine Jokes
These Thomas jokes are off the rails! Check out these funny Thomas the Tank Engine jokes for some choo choo chuckles!
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What sort of coffee does Thomas drink?
Expresso!
What happens when Thomas eats?
He chew-chews!
Do you know where Thomas is?
It's hard to keep track!
What sort of shoes does Thomas wear?
Platforms!
Why was Thomas so confident?
He had high self-eSTEAM!
Did you hear that Thomas used to be a reporter?
He's an ex-press train!
Where does Thomas go to find out how much he weighs?
The weighting room!
How do you find Thomas if he gets lost?
Follow the tracks!
Why did Thomas camouflage himself?
He wanted to cover his tracks!
Why was Thomas confused?
He'd lost his train of thought!
Why can't the Fat Controller get electrocuted?
Because he's not a conductor!
How does Thomas hear?
Through his engin-ears!
Why was Thomas only going 5mph?
He's a slowcomotive!
What did Thomas say when Gordon helped him out of a ditch?
Tank you!
What do you call Thomas when he has a cold?
Achoo-choo train!
What do you get when you cross a Tram Engine and Shakespeare?
Toby, or not Toby, that is the question
Why is Thomas such a quick thinker?
He has real engine-uity!
What did Thomas do on Halloween?
He ran a skeleton service!
What is Thomas' favourite Olympic event?
Track!
Why was Thomas sad?
His day had gone off the rails!
