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15 Ogrely Hilarious Troll Jokes!

Love trolls and ogres? Then check out these monstrously funny gags!

Trolls come in many different forms. There are ones who mooch about underneath bridges, the cute and fluffy ones in films, and everything in between. We’ve rounded up the funniest jokes on the planet for this very special collection of monster mirth!

Once you’ve recovered from these awesome jokes, why not check out our superhero jokes, marvellous Marvel gags or these epic Shrek facts! You’ll fall ogre laughing at them all!

Why did the troll army retreat?

They had been ogre run by the enemy!

Why was the troll late for school?

They had ogre slept!

What do you call a goblin with a sprained ankle?

A hobblin’ goblin!

Which Troll character sounds like an old door?

Creek!

What did the troll say when they bumped into a friend on holiday?

“Small world!”

Why is it difficult to make jokes about trolls?

The jokes always go above their heads!

How do you cross a Middle Earth bridge?

You use J.R.R. Tokens!

How do you get past Shrek’s fence?

You climb ogre it!

One-liner jokes

How do you catch a troll?

Use click bait!

Which Trolls character can easily hide in a tree?

Branch!

How do you ruin a troll’s day?

Take away their internet access!

How to get a troll to do chores?

Use a remote con-troll!

What is a troll’s favourite time of day?

Shrek-fast!

What is Barb’s favourite type of music?

Rock n’ troll!

What you call a small monster wrapped in pastry?

A sausage troll!