20 Wasp Jokes Which Are Sort of the Bee's Knees
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What do you get if you cross a wasp and a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Why do wasps stay in their nest in winter?
Swarm!
Who's a wasp's hero?
Buzz Aldrin!
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill!
What is a wasps favourite fantasy film?
Lord of the stings!
What sport do wasps play?
Sting pong!
Who is a wasps favourite singer?
Sting!
What is a wasps favourite film?
Sting-ing in the Rain!
If you see a wasp, don't kill it.
Just let it bee!
Why do wasps never leave tips?
Because they're stingy!
What sound does a wasp make when it hits your windshield?
A bee flat!
Say what you want about wasps.
But at least they wear high visibility jackets to prevent accidents!
I asked for two wasps at the pet shop. The owner said they didn't sell wasps.
I said, but you have them in the window!
How do Ant Man and Wasp get around town?
They ride on the buzz!
I went to watch the English Wasps play the other day...
They were alright but I hear they've got no bee team!
What does a wasp say when it is having an identity crisis?
Too bee or not too bee?
What do you call a wasp?
A wanna-bee!
Where do you take a sick hornet?
The waspital!
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore!
