22 Funny Witch Jokes That Spell Laughter
These funny Halloween witch jokes spell just one thing: hilarity!
We predict a spell of giggles! Once you're done with these funny witch jokes, check our our very funny vampire jokes, mega monster jokes and ha-Halloween jokes.
Why do witches stay in 5 star hotels?
Because of the excellent broom service!
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What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese!
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Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
She didn't see any future in it?
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How does a witch tell the time?
She looks at her witch watch!
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What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed, she blew her hat off!
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Whats the problem with twin witches?
You never know witch is which!
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What game do witches play on halloween?
Hide and ghost seek!
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What's a witch's favourite ride at the fun fair?
The scary-go-round!
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What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
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Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them!
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What's a witch's favourite make-up?
Ma-scare-a!
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What do you learn at witch school?
Spelling!
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Why did three witches call in the plumber?
Hubble, bubble, toilet trouble!
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What do you call a witch with chickenpox?
An itchy witchy!
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What do the fastest witches use to get around?
Vroomsticks!
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What do witches use to style their hair?
Scare spray!
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Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell!
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How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the 'w'!
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What happenes to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled!
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What noise did the witch’s cereal make?
Snap, cackle and pop!
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What happened to the bad-tempered witch?
She flew off the handle!
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