Wrestling Jokes
Are you ready to chuckle?! You'd better be with these stone cold wrestling jokes!
Looking for a laugh? These wrestling jokes are champion! But if you'd rather something a bit less... wrestly... we've got rugby jokes*, tennis jokes, even these bike jokes!
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*Rugby jokes are still a bit wrestly.
What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?
Whatcha gonna glue, brother?!
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So Hunter Hearst Helmsley has pain in his shoulders, neck, and knees.
They're Triple Aches!
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What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place?
The Penultimate Warrior!
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I'm not saying I'm unfit...
But I just tried mud wrestling and the mud won!
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Have you ever seen a wrestling match?
Of course you haven't, matches come in boxes!
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My friend used to be addicted to mud wrestling.
But now he's been clean for 6 months!
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Why is wrestling stupid?
Because it's a bunch of people without trousers fighting over a belt!
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What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?
You have to start off as an amateur alligator wrestler!
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Why do Romans hate wrestlers?
Because the Rock beats Caesars!
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Why wasn't the wrestler good at telling jokes?
She had to work on her punchlines!
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I named my pet rock after a wrestler...
Stone Called Steve Austin!
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No wrestling event is ever sold out...
There are always a couple of extra seats under the ring!
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What's a comedian's favourite wrestling move?
The knee slapper!
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I just watched a whole arm wrestling match by accident.
It was much more gripping than I expected!
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Two silk worms have a wrestling match.
It ended in a tie!
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Arguing online is like wrestling with sharks...
Even if you win, it's a stupid thing to do!
![A close up of a shark](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/shark-face.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
What's a wrestler's favourite vegetable?
Artichoke!
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Why should you bring a piece of paper to a wrestling match?
In case you're up against the Rock!
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How do wrestlers drink their coffee?
STONE COLD!
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What's orange and could beat you in a fight?
A satsuma wrestler!
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