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What Cat Am I?

Take our completely scientific test to find out exactly what kind of cat you are!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 19th 2024

Here's a personality quiz with cat-itude! Since the dawn of time (well, thereabouts) cats have tricked humans into becoming their servants who answer to them around the clock, with a tasty treat or a stick with a feather on the end for some serious fun. Sometimes they may ignore their servant or lavish them with purrs and head rubs. Only the cat will decide when such affection is offered.

The history of these mysterious midnight adventurers have a fascinating history that stretches back to ancient times. From the revered cats of Egypt to the pampered pets of royalty, these four-legged meme machines have left their paw prints on the pages of human civilisation – and freshly mopped floors around the world.

With their independent nature and mischievous antics, cats have earned a reputation for being both aloof and affectionate. But beneath that judging stare is a creature of awesome intelligence. They've perfected the art of napping at any time of the day and their playful acrobatics can be seen on many, many YouTube videos.

Their purring prowess isn't just a means of getting extra treats; it's their way of communicating happiness and affection. Whether it's a gentle rumble or a full-blown vibrating purr, these vibrations of joy are irresistible and therapeutic. And it often can keep you awake at night if they choose to purr on the end of your bed.

While cats can trick their human servants into giving out treats, these four-footed pets cannot resist a cardboard box! For some reason, a simple cardboard box is the cat version of a luxury sofa. Leave a box on the floor and they'll be making themselves comfortable in the time it takes to make that kissing noise all humans make near a cat.

Have you ever looked at a cat and wondered which breed you're most like? This personality quiz will take out the guesswork and give you a clear answer in the time it takes to pour out a bowl of cat food!

1/15 Cat reading a book

How do you greet people when they return home?

2/15 Cat with an empty bowl

You've just had a bowl of food. What do you do next?

3/15 Cat watching TV

It's a sunny day. How do you relax?

4/15 A cat jumping off a sofa

It's 3 in the morning. What do you fancy doing?

5/15 A cat looking at a computer

How do you feel about funny cat videos on YouTube?

6/15

What's your favourite mid-morning snack?

7/15

What do you feel like doing today?

8/15

Who's your best friend?

9/15

Do you want to play with this ball of string?

10/15

What is the meaning of life?

11/15

What's your favourite film?

12/15

What do you hate the most?

13/15

What did you do for your last birthday?

14/15

Have you ever got stuck up a tree?

15/15

How are you feeling right now?

Giphy

You are this mega-lazy cat!

Don't pretend you're surprised by this result

You're a lion

You're massive, eat live animals and live in a savannah. Definitely you.

You're this cat who thinks it's a dog!

Woof.

You're this ridiculous cute cat!

Awwwww!