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What's Your EastEnders Catchphrase?

This isn't a real Eastenders catchphrase quiz! ....Yes it is! Click here to find out what you'd shout across the Square at 2am!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated April 25th 2025

Eastenders is one of the longest-running shows in the world and is an epic tale of family, betrayal, meat pies and massive arguments. Over the years Walford's most famous residents have gone down in TV history for their catchphrases. But which of these zingers from Albert Square would be your catchphrase? Answer these 10 questions and we'll tell you!

1/10 A grumpy man in a gym

Pick a place to hang out in Walford:

2/10 A finger pointing to two pies and mash covered in parsley sauce

What are you eating for dinner?

3/10 A broken gnome in slime

You notice Billy is selling some absolute rubbish on the market. What do you do?

4/10 Bacon dad in a dark alley

Who is your Eastenders nemesis?

5/10 A woman with rollers in her hair while holding a rolling pin

What happened last week?

6/10 A London cab

Who would you rather share a cab with?

7/10 A group of young people in London

What's the best thing about living in Walford?

8/10 A grumpy man in a London street

How often do you get confused by Eastenders storylines?

9/10 A person examining a pin board with a magnifying glass. There's also a worried emoji

Your best friend has framed you for a crime you didn't commit! What do you do?

10/10 A happy person in a cloud of confetti

It's Christmas! How are you celebrating?

“I’ve got nothing left!”

“I’ve got nothing left!”

You’re the classic wail of despair from Ian Beale, to be cried out loudly whenever his life falls apart (again). Unfortunately Ian never does learn from his mistakes, so you can bet that we’ll be hearing more like this in future! Not the catchphrase you wanted? Take this quiz again and see what you get next time!

"Scotch egg? Sausage roll?"

"Scotch egg? Sausage roll?"

You’re this line from Phil Mitchell, taking a break from being the most menacing hardman in London to offering canapes out at a party. So what’ll it be then, eh? Sausage roll? Eh? EH!? SCOTCH EGG?? Take this quiz again if you’d rather a different Eastenders catch phrase!

“Get out of my pub!”

“Get out of my pub!”

You are this legendary Eastenders catch phrase, bellowed by late landlady - Peggy Mitchell, rest her soul - at anyone she took a dislike to. Peggy was Eastenders in human form, and it doesn’t get more Walford than this. Rather a different Eastenders catchphrase? Take this quiz again and see what you get next time!

“Rickaaaaaaayy!”

“Rickaaaaaaayy!”

You’re Bianca Jackson’s favourite catchphrase, that has to be said in her voice. She would often shout this at her husband, Ricky, during arguments. She’s pretty good at shouting, in fact - and has argued with pretty much everyone on the square at one point or another! Rather a different catchphrase? Have another go at this quiz and see what you get next time!

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