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Could You Help Beanotown United Win?

Could You Help Beanotown United Win? Quiz

Beanotown need someone with blam football skills... and Phil E.S. Dogg happens to have his footie boots with him!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 19th 2024

Beanotown United are in an important cup match and one of their star players – if you could call them that – has a cold and can't play. Luckily. Phil E.S. Dogg has brought his boots and is match fit. Can you help this four-legged ace guide the team to victory. Take this quiz and find out!

1/10 Red football boots

It’s half an hour before kick off. Which superstition do you have to ensure victory?

2/10 Dennis nervous at a football match

Some of your new teammates are nervous – how do you make them feel better?

3/10 Phil ES Dogg and a football tactics board

What’s your playing style?

4/10 Billy Whizz running through the streets of Beanotown

How fast can you run?

5/10 Phil ES Dogg and Dangerous Dan, controlling a football drone

The other team have scored. What do you?

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6/10 There’s a free kick on the edge of the box and you’re taking it. Where you do you kick the ball?

7/10 A sausage on a fork, in front of football fans

Some of the opposition’s supporters are trying to distract you with sausages. How do you deal with this situation?

8/10 Gnasher scoring a goal

Mahira has delivered a perfect cross and it’s coming towards you! What do you do?

9/10 Phil ES Dogg and team tactics

Everyone is tired. How do you inspire your team to keep going?

10/10 Gnasher appearing in the soil in front of a goal

It’s all level and a penalty has been awarded to Beanotown in the last minute! Will you take it?

Result: It's a draw

It’s a draw!

The referee has decided that no-one could possibly win the game as the penalty shoot-out seemed like it was never going to end. They needed to catch the bus home… Still, you didn’t lose. So… that’s a win, right?

Result: Narrow win

A narrow win!

Ooh, that was so close. There was a moment when we thought it was all over for Beanotown. It was a relief when the final whistle went. Well done!

Result: Victory

Victory!

Thanks to your leadership and silky skills, Beanotown United have won the cup. Get ready to be carried around like a hero!

Result: Bad Luck

Bad luck!

Your team lost by, well… a lot. But you all tried your hardest and that’s what matters!