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Who’s My Crush Quiz

So, who's your crush? Wait, don't tell us! Answer these questions and we'll work it out...honest!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 19th 2024

Answer these highly scientific questions and we'll tell you who you fancy, with 100% guaranteed results!*

*lol

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Which do you prefer?

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What would you do if you accidentally bumped into someone you fancy?

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Pick a romantic meal:

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Would you rather take someone out on a date? Or be taken out for a date?

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Your crush is...

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Pick a hobby:

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Which of these is most romantic?

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Pick an animal:

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What do you think your crush would think of this giant teddy?

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Your perfect boyfriend or girlfriend is...

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@overdrivereality | giphy

Which of these is more important?

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You are:

Shybeard the Pirate!

Yarrr - he's not quite the scourge of the seven seas, but maybe he would be if he could pluck up the courage to do some actual Pirating. Yep, its the world's most embarrassed Pirate, Shybeard! rnrnYou have to be the one to ask him out, by the way - he's useless!

A balloon with a face drawn on it

Your crush is definitely the quiet type - which is surprising seeing as they're full of hot air!

The Aztec Goddess Chalchiuhtilicue!

Your crush is the all-powerful Aztec deity Chalchiuhtilicue! Goddess of water, floods and storms, Chalchiuhtilicue is as beautiful as she is destructive. rnrnSo, she might be a bit out of your league. No offence.

Your crush is...Yourself!

That's right - you don't need no man, woman, or anyone else! You're perfectly happy being you and a crush would just cramp your style!