How Daft Is Your Dad?

Dads are daft – that's a fact. But with a bit of help from Beano's new book Wise(ish) Words, you can train them up pretty good! But first, you'll need to know just how daft they are with this daft dad test!

Are you ready? Then let's begin...

1/10

What's your dad like when it comes to DIY?

They actually read the instructions before doing anything else

They don't look at instructions, put it that way

They just make things up as they go along

They'll start a project and it'll end up being something completely different

2/10

How does your dad dress?

Trousers and a shirt. Sometimes they wear a t-shirt in the summer!

Obnoxious heavy metal t-shirts, mostly

Think Mr. Tumble, but more colourful

Every day is fancy dress for my dad

3/10

Your dad has been tasked with buying a coat for the family dog. What does he come back with?

A waterproof coat with reflective stripes for night walks

A camouflage jacket for dogs who love soldiers and stuff

A polka dot cape

It looks like some kind of pirate costume

4/10

How does your dad act at your birthday parties?

He makes sure everyone has food

He encourages people to have lots of fun

He tells loads of jokes

He dresses like a clown and likes to dance like an excited goat

5/10

Can your dad set up a tent when you go camping?

He's very thorough and makes sure we have enough pegs

After an hour or two, it sort of looks like a tent

I think we're getting a hotel, to be fair

He's too busy wearing it as a cape and insists on being called Tentman

6/10

What does your dad do if he accidentally does a fart?

He apologises and then opens a window

He always blames the dog (but we don't have one)

Pretends to be sick and runs out of the room

He gives himself a rating out of 10

7/10

You bring home a whoopee cushion. How does your dad react?

He tells a really long story about how he saw one at school

He starts making raspberry noises and puts the kettle on

He suggests using it on an unsuspecting family member

He borrows it and uses it whenever possible

8/10

Does your dad ever embarrass you on purpose?

No, that's not his sort of thing

He might tell a joke to my friends after school

Apart from picking me up from school dressed as Spider-Man, I don't think so

If there was a gold medal for that, he'd win the entire Olympics

9/10

Your dad is washing his hair in the sink for some reason. Pick one thing he does.

He asks to pass a towel as he's got soap in his eyes

Just general makes a mess and gets water on the floor

He'll put his face in the water and make bubbling noises

He styles his soapy hair into a weird spike and insists he's ready to go out

10/10

There's some bubble wrap lying around. What does your dad do when he finds it?

Folds it up and puts it away, as it might be useful later

Pops a couple and stuffs it in a draw

Rubs his hands with glee and tries to pop them all

Makes it into a Thanos style glove and wears it for the rest of the week

Your dad is: 100% Sensible

Your dad is the type of person who will actually sit down and read instructions before doing anything that requires a hammer. He's always in control of the situation and is a bit boring, really! rnrnBut even the most sensible of dads could learn a thing or two from Dennis' new book, Wise-ish Words!

Your dad is: QUITE DAFT!

Your dad is the type of person who's generally sensible, but has moments when logic goes out of the window and is a bit daft. A bit like a dog around 6pm. Even so, he could pick up some blam life tips from our new book Wise-ish Words by Dennis!

Your dad is: SO DAFT!

Your dad is so daft, he's like a sock puppet covered in smaller socks. There's still hope, though. He could learn a lot if he reads our new book Wise-ish Words by Dennis!

Your dad is: 100% DAFT!

If you look up 'daft' in the dictionary, it's a big picture of your dad waving and wondering how he ended up in a book. Speaking of books, we think your dad could learn a lot from from our new book Wise-ish Words by Dennis!

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