
Poet, Soldier Or King Quiz: Choose Your Destiny!
It’s the question that has taken the world by storm, and it’s one that needs answering! So let’s go, what are you waiting for?
A soldier, a poet and a king walk into a grocery shop… oh wait! This isn’t a joke, it’s super serious because it’s time to find out exactly which one of these three types of people you are! Each one is different, and each one has their own qualities! But which are you? Will you tear any cities down? There’s only one place in the world to find out for sure, and that’s here, at the Beano!

Where would you rather live?

What is your favourite animal from this list?

It’s 9pm at night, what do you do?

You’re late for the dentist, what do you do?

What is your favourite colour?

What is most important to you?

There is a friendly looking cat outside your door, what do you do?

There is a frog in your boot, what do you do?

What genre of music do you like most?

What is your favourite day of the week?

Poet
You’re a poet! Your command of words and metaphor is incredible. You can tell a story like nobody else and share your vision with the world. And to be sure, the world needs poets more than ever. Sometimes normal people don’t have the words to explain how things feel, and that’s your job in life, to describe emotion, beauty and love! Nice!

Soldier
You’re a soldier, not like, an actual soldier, but you live your life a bit like one! Rules are important to you, so is doing what you’re told, even if you know deep down that it might not be the right thing. But above all, you work hard, and you never give up. That counts for a lot, so well done!

King
You’re a King! Now some people think that this is the best option but being a king isn’t always easy, everyone asks you for advice and you can’t do anything wrong, or people will be mean to you! Luckily for you, you’re very rarely wrong about anything! Being a king means you’ve got the power to do whatever you want, even bad stuff, but what is important is that you do the right thing whenever you can! Being a king is looking after people, being kind to your people and friends, and wearing a silly hat - what’s not to love?

Enigma
You’re an enigma, nobody can label you, you’re a mysterious person! You like to keep your secrets and that’s what makes you special. You enjoy words like a poet, you like staying fit like a soldier, and people respect you like a king. What could be better than that? All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds!