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What Ministry of Magic Department Would You Clash With?

Are you two minutes away from protesting at the Ministry of Magic? Find out which department is the most annoying with this ridiculous wizarding quiz!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated December 18th 2024

Those pencil-pushers from the Ministry of Magic are always rubbing hard-working wizards up the wrong way! But which of their many departments is the MOST annoying? And which would you rather argue with? Take this ridiculous Wizarding quiz to find out!

If you need something done, you'd better do it yourself!

1/10 A Golden Snitch

What do you like to do at weekends?

2/10 Beano Ministry of Magic

What's the most annoying thing about the Ministry of Magic?

3/10 Harry Potter and Vernon Dursley

Who's your favourite?

4/10 A man holding up a stinky bag of rubbish

Do you complain when something isn't up to scratch?

5/10 A goblin on a woodland path

What do you think of goblins?

6/10 A person writing with a quill at an old desk covered in cobwebs and dust

The Ministry of Magic just passed a new law that you really disagree with. What are you going to do about it?

7/10 A Beano Hippogriff

Choose a magical beast!

8/10 Beano Dobby in a castle corridor

Now pick a Hogwarts professor...

9/10 A wizard with a big beard

What's more annoying?

10/10 A wizard with a big pointy hat

You're stuck in a queue at the Ministry of Magic (again). How do you pass the time?

You should clash with the Department of Magical Games and Sports!

You should clash with the Department of Magical Games and Sports!

You are always annoyed by how this Department is always changing Quidditch rules and making things complicated for your favourite tournaments, And when you complain, what happens? Nothing! Well - sounds like you should magic up a few serious blockages in their office toilet! That'll teach them! Not the Department you want to argue with? Then take this quiz again and let's choose another!

You should clash with the Department of Muggle Relations!

You should clash with the Department of Muggle Relations!

Are you sick and tired of this department not giving muggles the credit they deserve? You can't just ignore non-magical folk forever! It's not sustainable! You should probably visit their offices and play muggle music really loud on a speaker until they force you to leave. It's the only way to fix it! Not the Department you want to quarrel with? Then take this quiz again and let's choose another!

You should clash with the  Department of Mysteries!

You should clash with the Department of Mysteries!

This department are full of themselves. They think they're so important for trying to solve these mysteries - but do they ever actually work any of them out? Hardly! There's still lots we don't understand, and them being so mysterious is hardly helping. You should probably go to their offices, sneak into the tea room and put all their spoons back in the wrong drawer. That'll learn 'em.

You should clash with the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures!

You should clash with the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures!

Are you tired of Wizarding red tape getting in the way of you keeping dangerous monster pets? Why shouldn't you keep Aragog in your garden shed? You're a sensible wizard, you understand the risks. Sounds like you need to visit their offices with a few loose Basilisks in your backpack! That'll teach them a lesson!