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The Stupid School Quiz: English!

How well do you know the English language? Take this amazing quiz and find out!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 19th 2024

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1/10

What does 'fartlek' mean?

2/10

Which British writer wrote about a farting dog in Two Gentlemen From Verona?

3/10

What is a snollygoster?

4/10

'Penguins flies' or 'a penguin flies. Which one is correct?

5/10

What could 'wabbit' possibly mean?

6/10

If a rooster laid an egg on top of the farmer's roof, which direction did it roll?

7/10

What is the definition of 'malinger'?

8/10

If someone had the 'collywobbles', how would they feel?

9/10

Which letter of the alphabet could sting?

10/10

10/10 What type of person is a 'panjandrum'?

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