Are You the FIFA GOAT or an Actual Goat?

If you love football and gaming, then it's highly likely that you're a massive fan of the FIFA game. But when it comes to gameplay, are you the G.O.A.T (greatest of all time) or a goat (an actual goat)? You might think you're legend when it's time to kick off, but this scientific quiz will give you a definitive answer!

The referee is about to blow their whistle. Good luck!

1/10

What's your playing style?

Total football, mate

Kick the ball at the goal

Gegenpressing all day long

Try not to lose, probably

2/10

How do you prepare for a game?

Make sure the controller is charged and get comfy

Lie down on a pile of hay

Make sure I have some water and snacks

Get unstuck from a fence

3/10

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Which team do you insist on being?

Paris St. Germain

The first one I see – I don't really know about football

Manchester City

Do I control the team?

4/10

4/10 Who's your favourite player out of these four legends?

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Son Heung-min

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Kylian Mbappe

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Kevin De Bruyne

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Bruno Guimarães

5/10

How do you celebrate when you hit the back of the net?

Punch the air and go 'GET IN!'

Rub my chin on a fence

Watch the replay and quietly feel pleased

Have a carrot if there's one around

6/10

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What's the secret to being a great FIFA player, like MattHDGamer?

Think ahead about what passes you make

Having a games console?

Pick the strongest squad and concentrate on your goal attempts

Don't nibble the disc, like ever!

7/10

What's your most embarrassing moment when playing the game?

I made a careless pass and got punished for it – it won't happen again!

I ran into the goalpost and fell over

I daydreamed that I missed an open goal once – not IRL though!

I napped during a game and woke up to find I was eating the controller!

8/10

Do you feel you could take anyone on and win?

I've put the hours in, so I'm pretty confident

Which button is kick again?

I reckon I could do well, but at the end of the day, it all depends what happens on the pitch

I can't remember my username

9/10

Do you insist on watching the replay of every goal?

Just so I can see if I can improve next time

No, turn it off

Only if it's a worldie

My hooves won't switch it off – make it stop!

10/10

Do you wear a piece of lucky clothing when playing FIFA?

I have a pair of lucky socks

I wear a big bobble hat, no matter how warm it is

I wear my favourite team's shirt

I play under a blanket which smells like a barn in August

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You are a FIFA GOAT!

You're a master tactician and have lightning reflexes when it comes to pressing the buttons on the controller. You play in a way that would be the envy of all opposing teams and you've never lost a game... ever!

You are a goat!

Those little hooves can't cope with the small buttons on a gaming console controller. And besides, what are you doing in the living room? You know the rules, Keith!

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