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Which Premier League Defender Are You?

Which Premier League Defender Are You?

Find out which Premier League defender you're most like by taking this fun football personality quiz!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated March 2nd 2025

Are you a no-nonsense tackler, a ball-playing centre-back, or an attacking full-back with endless energy? Whether you love crunching tackles, last-ditch blocks, or bombing forward to assist goals, this quiz will reveal which Premier League defender you’re most like! Answer these 10 fun questions to find out!

1/10 A football boot resting on a ball

The opposition striker is through on goal! What do you do?

2/10 A footballer doing a header

What’s your best defensive skill?

3/10 A footballer with black socks and football boots with their foot on the ball

Your team is winning 1-0 in the 90th minute. What’s your mindset?

4/10 A footballer about to kick the ball

Pick a legendary defender as your idol!

5/10 A footballer tackling for the ball

How do you deal with a tricky winger?

6/10 A football on the corner line

Your team has a corner. What’s your role?

7/10 A footballer celebrating

What’s your go-to defensive celebration?

8/10 A footballer tackling another player

Your playing style in one word is...

9/10 A player lacing their football boots

What type of boots are you wearing?

10/10 A footballer celebrating

How do you celebrate a hard-fought win?

Result: Virgil van Dijk

You are: Virgil van Dijk!

You’re a composed, intelligent defender with world-class positioning. You rarely need to dive into tackles because you read the game so well. You’re a true leader at the back, always calm and collected under pressure.

Result: Lisandro Martínez

You are: Lisandro Martínez!

You’re a warrior! Aggressive, passionate, and never afraid of a challenge, you give 100% in every tackle. Your fearless approach makes you a fan favourite, and attackers know they’re in for a tough battle against you.

Result: Dan Burn

You are: Dan Burn!

You’re a rock-solid centre-back who dominates in the air and commands the defence. Strong, physical, and always up for a battle, you make sure your team stays organized and tough to beat.

Result: William Saliba

You are: William Saliba!

You’re a modern, ball-playing defender with confidence and composure. You love bringing the ball out from the back, keeping possession, and starting attacks. Cool under pressure, you make defending look effortless.