Which Premier League Footballer Are You?

Ever wondered which Premier League footballer you'd be if you swapped school for the pitch? Whether you're a goal machine, a midfield maestro, or a trusty defender, this quiz will match you with the player who suits your style. Strap on your boots and find out — let's kick things off!

1/10

What’s your favourite move in a game of football?

A powerful shot from outside the box

A silky dribble past your opponent

Winning every tackle with sheer determination

Pulling off an insane assist to help your mates score

2/10

How would a commentator describe you?

The leader — they look up to you

A show-off, but in a good way

A hard worker who never gives up

A creative genius — they rely on your vision

3/10

What’s your biggest strength on the pitch?

Strength and finishing

Skill and flair

Grit and stamina

Precision and creativity

4/10

How do you celebrate scoring a goal?

A big roar and a flex of the muscles

A cheeky dance move to show off

A quick fist pump before getting back to work

Pointing to your teammate who provided the assist

5/10

What’s your dream football scenario?

Scoring a last-minute winner in a cup final

Nutmegging two defenders and curling one into the top corner

A last-ditch sliding tackle to save the game

Delivering a pinpoint cross for a teammate’s header

6/10

Which skill would you love to master?

The perfect volley

Rainbow flicks and stepovers

The art of defending

Passing with laser-like accuracy

7/10

What’s your favourite post-match snack?

A protein shake—I’m all about recovery

Something sugary — I’ve earned it

A hearty sandwich—I need to refuel properly

A balanced meal—I like to keep things in check

8/10

What type of football boots would you wear?

Sleek black ones that mean business

Flashy neon boots to turn heads

Tough, durable ones built for action

Comfortable boots with just the right touch

9/10

How do you handle pressure?

Thrive under it—bring it on

Stay calm and confident — I’ve got this

Power through with sheer determination

Focus and plan my way out of it

10/10

What’s your favourite kind of match?

A high-stakes final

A match with crazy skills and tricks

A gritty derby where every tackle counts

A game where teamwork is everything

Erling Haaland!

You're a powerhouse goal scorer with an eye for glory.

Alexander Isak!

You're full of flair, fun, and always keep fans on their feet and score whenever you feel like it!

Virgil van Dijk!

You're strong, reliable, and the rock everyone counts on!

Declan Rice!

You're a creative genius who thrives on teamwork!

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