Which Premier League Striker Are You?

Have you ever wondered which Premier League goal machine you’d be? Are you a powerful poacher, a silky dribbler, or a clinical finisher? Take this footy-filled quiz to find out if you’re like Erling Haaland, Alexander Isak, Mo Salah, or Chris Wood! Lace up your boots and let’s get started!

1/10

It’s matchday! What’s your pre-game ritual?

Hitting the gym for an extra power session

Visualising goals and staying calm

Listening to music to get in the zone

Just turning up – no stress

2/10

What’s your best quality as a striker?

Strength and power – defenders bounce off me

Slick dribbling and smooth finishing

Lightning-fast speed and movement

Aerial ability and a never-give-up attitude

3/10

The ball drops to you in the box – what do you do?

Smash it top bins with no hesitation

Take a touch, beat the defender, then slot it home

Curl it into the corner with finesse

Throw yourself at it – headers, volleys, anything

4/10

If you weren’t a footballer, what would you be?

A Viking warrior – I was built for battle

A fashion model – I’ve got style on and off the pitch

A sprinter – my speed is unreal

A lumberjack – I’m a proper hard worker

5/10

What’s your ideal type of goal?

A thunderous strike from outside the box

A silky solo run past three defenders

A cool one-on-one finish after beating the offside trap

A bullet header from a perfect cross

6/10

Which manager would suit your playing style best?

Pep Guardiola – I love being in a super-attacking team

Eddie Howe – I thrive with clever tactical play

Arne Slot – I press, run, and never stop

Nuno Espírito Santo – I get stuck in and love a battle

7/10

A defender is trying to rough you up – how do you respond?

Laugh it off – they can’t handle me anyway

Dribble my way past them and make them look silly

Outsprint them and leave them in the dust

Shrug off any tough tackles

8/10

It’s penalty time! How do you take it?

Power it straight down the middle with no fear

A cheeky shot into the top corner – cool as ice

Place it perfectly into the bottom corner

Blast it with everything I’ve got

9/10

Your team is losing 2-1 in the last minute – what do you do?

Demand the ball and take matters into my own hands

Make a clever run and wait for the perfect pass

Sprint into space and catch the defence off guard

Battle for every ball and get into the box for a cross

10/10

What’s your celebration style?

Meditate next to the corner flag while the fans roar

A slick pose – always have to look cool

A knee slide in front of the fans

Punch the air – passion over everything

You are: Erling Haaland

You’re a goal-scoring machine like the Manchester City forward! Powerful, clinical, and built like a tank, defenders fear you every time you step onto the pitch.

You are: Alexander Isak

You’re smooth, skillful, and a natural finisher. You glide past defenders effortlessly and make scoring look easy, just like the Newcastle United centre forward!

You are: Mo Salah

Speed, precision, and relentless energy – you’re unstoppable like the Liverpool striker! Your ability to break through defences and score clutch goals is top-tier

You are: Chris Wood

You're like Nottingham Forest's hard-working striker! You battle for every ball, dominate in the air, and never give defenders a moment’s peace.

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