What would you call a Christmas miracle? No homework for the holidays? Finding a golden doughnut? Or perhaps receiving a wrapped-up rubber chicken?

Well, we know what we'd like... obviously, it's the rubber chicken! So when LJ gets offered a Christmas chick in Miracle on 34th Street, we're all thinking 'Take the chicken! Take the chicken!'. And does she?

Well, you'll have to watch the video to find out, but let's just say we reckon 34th Street should be renamed 34th Tweet after this. Get it? Because chickens tweet! Funny, right? What? No? Good gosh, our chicken jokes are wasted here!