43 Mother's Jokes Which Prove Mum's the Word
Put a smile on Mum's face with Beano's captivating collection of marvelous Mother's Day jokes!
When you are finished laughing at these, check out our funny Father's Day jokes, wonderful World Book Day jokes or maybe even some easy-going Easter jokes!
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How do piglets wake their mum up on Mother’s Day?
With hogs and kisses!
What did the egg say on Mother's Day?
Omelette you have a lie in!
What was Cleopatra’s favourite day of the year?
Mummy's Day!
What did the sandwich say to her child?
Would you like a bread-time story?
Why was the mother firefly so happy?
Because her children were so bright!
What do you call a sweet gift that arrives the day after Mother's Day?
Choco-late!
Why did the sailor give their mum a voucher for Mother's Day?
So they could choose something nice in the sails!
Why was the strawberry late for their Mother's Day lunch?
They got stuck in a jam!
How did the panda open her Mother’s Day card?
With her bear hands!
Why couldn't the pirate call his mum on Mother’s Day?
She'd left the phone off the hook!
Why do sons never forget Mother's Day?
Because it always falls on a son day!
Why do dentists buy the most presents on Mother's Day?
They love toothy her smile!
What do you call a gift with feathers?
A Mother's Day pheasant!
What did the mother tomato say to her children?
Ketchup!
Why was the ice cream sad?
Their mum was a wafer ages!
What do you call a mum who can't draw?
Tracy!
Why are computers so smart?
They listen to their motherboard!
What are the best flowers to buy for Mother's Day?
Chrysanthemums!
What did the mother spider say to her children?
You're spending too much time on the web!
What did the mother horse say to their foal?
It's way pasture bedtime!
What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
Where's popcorn?
I don't talk about computer science at home
It makes my mother board!
Why did the mum buy a house on eBay?
Because she thought it was address!
Why did the baby snake ask its Mum if they were venomous?
It just bit its tongue!
Why did the mother needle get mad at the baby needle?
It was past its thread time!
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside!
Why did the monster's Mum knit him 3 socks?
She heard he grew another foot!
What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?
We are going to have a BB!
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep!
What did the mummy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web!
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because its Mum was in a jam!
What did the mother horse say to the foal?
It's way pasture bed time!
What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?
I want my mummy!
What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?
Ketchup!
What do you call a small mother?
A minimum!
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long!
What do you call a Mum who can't draw?
Tracy!
Why are computers so smart?
Because they listen to their motherboards!
Why do mummies always look tired?
Because daughters always steal mummies make-up!
What do kids' parents dress up as for Halloween?
Mummies and Deadies!
What did the baby slime say to its mum?
Goo-goo!
What did the Mum shark say to the kid shark?
Watch that sharkasm, young man!
